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Pu$$y Potion
Pu$$y Potion
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Self Love for your Sacred Parts
Because turning 50 should come with better lube, and fewer f*cks given.
Meet the serum your body didn’t know it was craving. P$ssy Potion is a lush, velvety elixir made with organic hazelnut oil — rich in vitamin E and known for supporting thinning tissue, balancing pH, and deeply hydrating your most sensitive zones.
Use it as a silky, long-lasting lube, a nourishing facial serum, or a hair-smoothing treat. Wherever it goes, it whispers: you are worthy of this level of care.
- Multi-use: lube, face serum, hair elixir
- Perfect for post-menopausal hydration & beyond
- 2 fl oz of unapologetic indulgence
- Organic, made in New York
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